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		<description><![CDATA[I got a text a few days ago from Jon. JON TEXT: Fess Parker is dead. JIM TEXT: Was he killed by a bear? A few days earlier Jon texted me with: JON TEXT: Peter Graves is dead. JIM TEXT:  I guess the IMF will disavow any knowledge of his existence. I used that same [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=jamesford.wordpress.com&amp;blog=2867228&amp;post=1064&amp;subd=jamesford&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[Due to unforseen personal events, I am putting this blog on hiatus.  I can tell you my time had become limited and although I tried to keep up with my weekly schedule (something I have always been proud of), I tend to write much more content than most blogs and much more frequently.  This stuff [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=jamesford.wordpress.com&amp;blog=2867228&amp;post=1062&amp;subd=jamesford&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[A few weeks ago I was sent an IM from a coworker with this clip and the comment: Watch this!  Awesome! JIM (Instant Messaging):  What is wrong with you? PETE:  What?  That&#8217;s hysterical. JIM:  No it isn&#8217;t.  It&#8217;s someone&#8217;s grandma getting hit in the face with a ham&#8230; at a volunteer food drive&#8230; at what [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=jamesford.wordpress.com&amp;blog=2867228&amp;post=1050&amp;subd=jamesford&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Pictures With Santa And Other Socially Acceptable Forms Of Child Abuse</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Dec 2009 08:00:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This blog was originally posted December 2008.  I am on vacation&#8230; deal with it. I don&#8217;t believe in Santa Claus.  I really never have.  We didn&#8217;t have a chimney in Pennsylvania (ironically, in Florida we did).  What we had was a piece or horrible furniture that looked like a chimney and where the mantle would [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=jamesford.wordpress.com&amp;blog=2867228&amp;post=362&amp;subd=jamesford&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Reality Used To Be A Friend Of Mine</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Dec 2009 19:33:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On occasion, I write.  Several times someone has told me incidents in their lives, their work, their marriage, their wacky kids that invoke hilarity that they think would make good screenplay material. I always thought a TV series set in a bank would be a great idea. No.  It wouldn&#8217;t.  Neither would an insurance company [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=jamesford.wordpress.com&amp;blog=2867228&amp;post=1025&amp;subd=jamesford&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>It&#8217;s The Holiday&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://jamesford.wordpress.com/2009/11/27/its-the-holiday/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2009 08:00:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230; and I am taking the day off.  Here are two of my favorite things to get you through the weekend.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=jamesford.wordpress.com&amp;blog=2867228&amp;post=1023&amp;subd=jamesford&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Christmas Shopping for Dummies</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 14:42:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last Friday&#8217;s blog was my one hundredth post.  Someone last week said my blog sucked and that stings a little because I work very hard at this and that I have put content out weekly (even if it sucks) for almost two years without compensation is something I am very proud of.  This is my first repeat.  [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=jamesford.wordpress.com&amp;blog=2867228&amp;post=1020&amp;subd=jamesford&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Girl Nerds and the Vampire Boys Who Love Them</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 08:00:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey look!  There is another Twilight movie out! I am not going to kick Twilight since I already did that last year.  I also don&#8217;t like bashing things without having seen them and I haven&#8217;t seen Twilight because 1) I am thirty-seven and 2) I don&#8217;t have a vagina.  I also like my vampires nasty, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=jamesford.wordpress.com&amp;blog=2867228&amp;post=1012&amp;subd=jamesford&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Reason the Terrorists Hate Us #36 &#8211; Dogs in Strollers</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 16:27:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was at the Best Buy customer service counter when out of the corner of my eye I saw a woman pushing a poodle in a stroller. JIM: Did I just see a dog? CUSTOMER SERVICE CLERK EVELYN: Yeah.  That happens. It&#8217;s no secret I have no real love for animals.  They make noise, chew [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=jamesford.wordpress.com&amp;blog=2867228&amp;post=1004&amp;subd=jamesford&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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